Azz Cards

Azz Cards

October 26, 2012 · by · in Words

‘Member that scene in “Apocalypse Now” about Death Cards?

 Lance: “Hey Captain, what’s that?”

Willard: “Death card.”

Lance: “What?”

Willard: “Death card. Letting Charlie know who did this.”

I was thinking about that scene today while I was driving my car.  Awesome scene.  Awesome cards.
And then I was thinking, how awesome would it be to make Ass Cards?  Umm… you know? For like real playas… and shit. I’m thinking playas could leave them behind in clubs. Kinda like calling cards. You know? Saying they’d been there?

So, that’s a lousy mock up. I think “Death From Behind” would be better. Also I need better imagery. I’ll work on it.

Anyway, the reason I thought of this whilst driving my car was because I was behind a car with the license plate AZCARDS.  Which I read as AZZ CARDS.  Which translates to “Ass Cards.”   And no, I didn’t take a picture of the car’s license plate.  I have weird feelings about that.  Aren’t their privacy issues or something involved with taking photos of license plates? Anyway, I’m sure it’s not cool.   AZCARDS.  Then it occurred to me.

Arizona Cardinals.

Gawd.

What’s wrong with me?